How To Get In Touch...

Should you feel a pressing urge to contact me, just feel free to do so. In general I'm quite communicative (often annoyingly so, I am told), so you can very well expect a timely response. Lately, however, I seem to have developed the habit of happily ignoring and deleting e-mails whenever I'm a bit on the busy side, so I'd like to ask you to simply try again, shouldn't I respond in time.

Boat with my name on it. Seen in Mazzorbo (Venice).

Please consider, that I currently am neither in a serious need for a larger penis nor for horny russian brides, so please refrain from offering. Both of this, of course, might change in the future -- one never knows. Should it, I would be the one to contact you, okay?

Okay, those were the rules. My e-mail addresses are printed below in what I consider being a halfway spam-proof way of doing so. You will need to edit them a bit in order to send me an e-mail. For you slow thinkers out there: Simply remove the braces and all the whitespace and convert both AT and DOT to their respective symbols. Now, if that was too complicated, you unfortunately are out of luck. Failed the damn turing test again, buddy?

Private e-mail address: lilo () AT nullpointer DOT () de

Business e-mail address: kempf () AT te-systems DOT () de

GPG/PGP Keys

Should you want to draw me into some weird conspiracies or into criminal activities, you actually might want to use encrypted e-mail. My GPG/PGP keys are available on request. (The public halves of them, at least.) Just ask for them.

Of course, if you're paranoid, you might want to do some key fingerprint comparisons over the phone or in person. I'd not be opposed to that.

Other Websites

If you want to buy me stuff but don't know what, feel free to choose something from my Amazon Wish List.

Amazon Wish List

XING-Users are invited to visit my profile or to send me a contact request. My XING profile is right there!

My XING profile

Snail Mail

If you have any bulky goods to send (I'd never say no to a sixpack o' beer...), this is my postal address:

TE-SYSTEMS GmbH
Danilo Kempf
Max-von-Laue-Weg 19
38448 Wolfsburg
Germany

No private address for you. Sorry. Now move along.